Stars! They’re just like… us?

Can we all just accept the fact that celebrities are NOT like you and me. Every magazine or gossip show loves to have a little section or segment where they tell us how celebrities are JUST LIKE regular people.

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Let’s cut the crap. In general, big celebrities live in a ridiculous Never-Never-Land nightmarish fantasy life that you and I can’t even begin to imagine. It’s probably like being trapped in an orgy in the middle of Willy Wonka’s factory — it’s a paradise until 12 hours later when you want to GET THE F*CK OUT! And an hour after you get out, you want back in. Just ask Gary Coleman.